Monday, 4 May 2026

SEAGRASS, SASS AND SIRENIA

Meet one of the ocean’s more charming lawnmowers — the dugong — an endearing aquatic vacuum with a taste for seagrass and a lineage that runs far deeper than its gentle gaze might suggest.

Like their rounder, paddle-tailed cousins, the manatees, dugongs belong to the order Sirenia — a small but storied group of marine mammals that made the rather bold decision to abandon land for a life at sea. 

They are the last whisper of a once more diverse clan that included the enormous Steller’s sea cow, Hydrodamalis gigas, a North Pacific giant hunted to extinction in the 18th century with disheartening efficiency.

Now, if you’re ever sizing one up in the shallows, there’s a tidy little trick to telling them apart. 

Dugongs sport elegant, whale-like fluked tails with pointed tips, built for steady cruising. Manatees, by contrast, carry broad, paddle-shaped tails — think beaver, but supersized and decidedly less industrious on land.

Dugongs glide through warm coastal waters of northern Australia and across the Indian and Pacific Oceans, favouring sheltered bays, lagoons, and estuaries where seagrass meadows flourish. 

Their bodies are beautifully fusiform — streamlined, torpedo-shaped — lacking both dorsal fins and hind limbs, a design tuned for efficient, unhurried grazing. 

Watching them feed is rather like observing a very polite underwater gardener. They uproot entire seagrass plants, roots and all, leaving tidy feeding trails etched into the seabed.

Seagrass is their preferred fare — low in fibre, rich in nitrogen, and delightfully easy to digest — but they are not above the occasional culinary detour. Algae, invertebrates, sea squirts, shellfish, and even the odd jellyfish have all made appearances on the menu. Opportunistic, but with standards.

Their story stretches back into deep time. The earliest sirenians appear in the Early Eocene, roughly 50 million years ago, when warm, shallow seas lapped across what is now North Africa and the Tethys Sea. 

Fossil forms such as Prorastomus from Jamaica and Pezosiren — a delightfully awkward, semi-aquatic walker — show us the transition from land-dwelling herbivores to fully marine grazers. 

By the Oligocene and Miocene, dugong relatives were widespread, leaving their bones scattered through marine sediments across the Caribbean, North and West Africa, Europe, South Asia, and Australia. Today, their fossilized ribs and dense limb bones — wonderfully heavy for ballast — turn up in ancient seagrass deposits, a quiet record of long-vanished coastal meadows.

And here’s the bit that always gives me pause — these gentle giants can live more than 70 years. Seventy years of slow drifting, grazing, and surfacing for breath. 

They are large, unhurried, and, by all appearances, somewhat ill-equipped for drama: poor eyesight, no real defensive arsenal, and an unfortunate resemblance to a floating buffet.

And yet… they endure.

Though their numbers are in decline — habitat loss, boat strikes, and human pressures taking their toll — dugongs persist in these warm, shallow seas, carrying with them a lineage that has weathered tens of millions of years of planetary change. 

Quiet, resilient, and utterly enchanting.